oh to sleep or not to sleep

(via heyheylookatmypenis)

Dear Crack in my bedroom window,
It’s past midnight. it has rained all evening. now there is rain in my room.
i know that you are an old window, but because of you i have to sleep with socks on.
nothing is more uncomfortable then sleeping with socks on.
i hope you are fixed soon.
i hope you aren’t letting cold air in on purpose.